THE SKY BUREAU · REGISTRY OF THE SKIES
You promised her the moon? Start with the sky. Literally.
A piece of sky above the place that means something to you — the café where it started, the cottage, the hospital where they were born. Officially, with a stamp and a certificate of title. In five minutes.
Handled by The Sky Bureau. Seriously. Stamps and all.
On the map of the sky, anywhere in the world — above a first kiss, a cottage or Point Nemo. The Bureau's pre-settled parcels are worth the detour.
A Decision on Allotment, a certificate of title with seal and QR code, a summons to print. All within minutes; the red tape rustles quietly.
The recipient breaks the seal, reads the dedication — and through the Celestial Viewfinder finds their parcel in the real sky overhead.
Entry, official notice, the reveal and the certificate of title. Everything the Bureau is obliged to issue.
You name the parcel yourself and choose the date of entry. Recommended by the Bureau; the Bureau recommends nothing else.
Gold seal, ceremonial issue and a gold badge in the register. For when “the basic one will do” simply will not do.
The sky is the same size in every form — one hexagon. Only the ceremony of the entry differs.
The Filing Office is taking applications for the queue: the lowest case numbers in the history of the Bureau. Your number from the queue is copied onto your entry when you buy — a founding file, forever.
The sky is filling up. The Bureau keeps its register in public.
The Sky Bureau is not a public authority. In law the sky belongs to everyone — in the heart, to her alone.
The Sky Bureau is a fictional institution. Entries are novelty gifts and confer no legal claim to the sky.