EXTRACT FROM THE REGISTER OF THE SKY
NG
PRE-SETTLED| Case number | SB/2026/90244 |
| Parcel | Zuma Rock — official curiosity |
| Status of proceedings | FACES NOT EDITED |
| Hexagon (H3) | 8958f6b71b3ffff |
Official record
A three-hundred-metre rock in which everyone sees a face — and a slightly different one each time. The Bureau has entered it as a prominent landmark; it does not edit the faces and corrects no one.
Open the celestial viewfinderOfficial notice of overflight
Upcoming overflights
The Bureau records the following forthcoming phenomena above the parcel. Attendance of the bodies is assured; the weather is not administered by the Bureau.
- Meteor showerpeaks in 14 days
Perseids
12 Aug 2026 · Window of activity: 17 Jul 2026 – 24 Aug 2026
up to 100 meteors an hour · new moon, a sky with no Moon in it
Notice of the Bureau
The Bureau announces that the Perseid shower peaks above the parcel. Attendance of the bodies is assured; the weather is not administered by the Bureau. The Moon is new that same day and will not appear — the Bureau takes this as a gesture of goodwill.
Pursuant to §11(4) — Stars: “Stars visible from the parcel are non-transferable. Shooting stars do not count toward the parcel area; wishes are non-refundable.”
- Full Moonpeaks in 30 days
Sturgeon Moon
28 Aug 2026 · 06:18
390,400 km from the parcel
Notice of the Bureau
The Bureau announces the passage of the Moon at full phase. It pays no rent; it shines. The holder is advised against calling out to the Moon — it has never yet replied.
Pursuant to §12(1) — The Moon: “The Moon passes through the parcel as a guest in good faith. It pays no rent; it shines.”
- Full Moonpeaks in 59 days
Harvest Moon
26 Sep 2026 · 18:49
the full Moon nearest the autumn equinox
Notice of the Bureau
The Bureau announces the Harvest Moon — it rises shortly after sunset for several evenings running, which the Bureau regards as an unordered extra. Harvesting the sky is not permitted; looking at it is.
Pursuant to §12(1) — The Moon: “The Moon passes through the parcel as a guest in good faith. It pays no rent; it shines.”
§14(2) — Overflights: “Overflight by aircraft, satellites, and the International Space Station does not constitute disturbance of tenure. Waving is permitted and encouraged.”
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